FRAGMENTIA 13: Bite-sized slices of life

4.30.2006

Week Of 30 April, 2006

SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE
Whether you're already a devout Christian, or are thinking about becoming one, this site has all the trappings you need to express your faith with flair.

WHO KNEW "FIVE TO TEN" MEANT INCHES?
"Drop the dildo, and step away from the bed!" Yet another Southern backwater is trying to make possession of sex toys a felony. I'll give you a moment to ponder that: Yup, even two consenting, married, heterosexual adults can't express their love physically without running afoul of the law (it's a given in many places that single and/or gay people cannot indulge their desires). This reminds me of the Texas woman who was arrested for throwing the adult version of a Tupperware Party. If we can't legally possess items made of plastic or latex in our own homes, what other manmade materials are safe???

WHAT WEBSTER WON'T TELL YOU
Dishonest Abe (singular noun): Indicted former lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

CUCKOO FOR COCO PUFFS
Is the Middle East ready for The Vagina Monologues? Lebanon is giving it a go. "Coco," apparently Lebanese for "coochie," is now being tossed around onstage over there alongside Shakespearean verse, to the shock and delight of long-deprived audiences. Once I finish writing The Penis Postulates I'll have to see if there's a market for it in the Muslim world.

OUGHTA BE A BUMPER STICKER
When Clinton Lied Only Sperm Died

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BLOGGAZ!!!
Check out this blogger's site, and be sure to tell 'em Pete sent ya!

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