FRAGMENTIA 13: Bite-sized slices of life

5.21.2006

Week Of 21 May, 2006

DROP ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
And the Perfect Parenting Prize goes to... Britney Spears, who apparently learned her parental safety skills from another former pop star, Michael "Wacko Jacko" Jackson. She just can't seem to get a handle on little Sean, nearly dropping him right in front of the press. Maybe she needs to read the label and realize that it's cooking oil and not baby oil she's using on him.

WHAT WEBSTER WON'T TELL YOU
Thongtanel (singular noun): A groove down the middle of a baby's head, caused by its mother's frequent wearing of thong undies during her pregnancy. See also: Britney Spears

HOW HAVE WE SURVIVED WITHOUT IT?
Keeping an eye on your caffeine intake? Worry no longer - just slip your dipstick into the cup. Warning: Coffee may be very HOT.

MINE'S BIGGER 'N YOURS
Apparently even the speed limits are bigger in Texas. Let's see Sammy Hagar find a word to rhyme with "80!" "I can't drive 80, I'd rather live in Haiti..."

OUGHTA BE A BUMPER STICKER
In A Recent Survey, 91% Of Participants Said You Suck

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BLOGGAZ!!!
Check out this blogger's site, and be sure to tell 'em Pete sent ya!

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