Week Of 7 May, 2006

THINGS TO PONDER
Why do consternative crooks like Limbo and DeLay always smile for their mug shots? Hubris? Denial? Gas? They certainly emit plenty of the latter.

OUGHTA BE A BUMPER STICKER
I Have Nothing At All Against You People

UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM
What are Iraqis using their fake IDs for? Liquor? Cigarettes? Strip clubs? Casinos? Actually it's nothing vice-related. They're using them to stay alive.

WHAT WEBSTER WON'T TELL YOU
Busheroo (singular noun): A gung-ho, yee-haw supporter of President Bush, with a somewhat Australian-sounding nickname.

HOW HAVE WE SURVIVED WITHOUT IT?
The fast-food giants are certainly doing their part to stem the tide of obesity in the US. Seeking to prove that everything from Texas is bigger, Burger King has introduced the Texas Double Whopper, with two beef patties and bacon. But it's not just about portion sizes! Taco Bell has decided three squares per day isn't enough and is trying to get something called "fourth meal" going. Let the gluttony begin!

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