FRAGMENTIA 13: Bite-sized slices of life

6.11.2006

Week Of 11 June, 2006

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?
Some Florida high school students on a criminology class field trip
discovered an actual dead body. Now that's real-life learnin'. Sign me up for the sex ed field trip!

BUT DOES IT COME IN A KOSHER VERSION?
Wrecking sportscars, dating hookers, snorting coke and chewing tobacco aren't the only
chancy things baseball players do off the diamond. Some are enjoying greasy bacon-cheese burgers with a glazed donut for a bun. Mmm... donut. Mmm... bun.

OUGHTA BE A BUMPER STICKER
This Vehicle Stops At RR Crossings, Too... When There's A Damn Train Coming!

HOW HAVE WE SURVIVED WITHOUT IT?
This year hooligans at the World Cup football tournament in Berlin are on notice: You are being watched. Now there are police spotters designated for catching those overzealous fans before they run amok. Job qualifications? Eyesight. I don't imagine it would be hard to spot a lot of those buggers at a European football game.

WHAT WEBSTER WON'T TELL YOU
Lateniks (plural noun): People who are constantly running late and fouling up things for the rest of us. The March Hares of society.

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BLOGGAZ!!!
Check out this blogger's site, and be sure to tell 'em Pete sent ya!

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