FRAGMENTIA 13: Bite-sized slices of life

6.18.2006

Week Of 18 June, 2006

WHAT WEBSTER WON'T TELL YOU
Crumbinal (singular noun): One of those selfish bastards who leaves an empty bag of chips, crisps, cookies or biscuits in the cabinet, causing you great disappointment when you discover your desired snack is actually unavailable.

THINGS TO PONDER
How can some US lawmakers support amnesty for Iraqi terrorists and oppose amnesty for illegal Mexican immigrants? Are they concerned about the threat of future Nueve-Once attacks?

OUGHTA BE A UNION
Streetwalkers Local 187

BREAD AND TERRORISTS
Gunmen have kidnapped 10 workers from a Baghdad bakery. That'll show those infidel yeasties a thing or two!

IS THAT A DAGGER YOU'VE GOT, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
The sight of a naked risk-taker in Ann Arbor, Michigan so frightened a passerby that he ran after the unarmed, unclothed man and shot him. Perhaps the shooter was a member of the city's large Muslim population, members of which sometimes find immodesty more disturbing than violence. (As do some members of my family.)

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BLOGGAZ!!!
Check out this blogger's site, and be sure to tell 'em Pete sent ya! (Caution: Some disturbing visual content.)

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