FRAGMENTIA 13: Bite-sized slices of life

6.25.2006

Week Of 25 June, 2006

WHAT'D YOU SAY?
A study has revealed that black Americans have better hearing than white Americans. Which does nothing to explain the ubiquity of the phrase, "Say what?"

DEVOURING THE COMPETITION
Sweetmeats giant Nestle has bought weight loss behemoth Jenny Craig. Next up, Nestle will shut down Jenny Craig and increase its own chocolate-related advertising. You can't have a bunch of health nuts eating into your profits.

OUGHTA BE A BUMPER STICKER
Dating Former High School Bully's Teenage Daughter

HOW HAVE WE SURVIVED WITHOUT IT?
This squirrel-proof bird feeder is sure to give hours of enjoyment to sadistic people everywhere. While the design allows birds to land and feed, it also causes the feeder to shut under the weight of any squirrel that tries to partake, leaving the rodents confused and depressed.
Poor little fellers.

SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE
The FIVB volleyball tournament in Gstaad, Switzerland features dancers with skimpier outfits than even the players wear.

All hail Swiss movement!

A trio of cheeky bums.

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BLOGGAZ!!!
Check out this blogger's site, and be sure to tell 'em Pete sent ya!

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