FRAGMENTIA 13: Bite-sized slices of life

6.04.2006

Week Of 4 June, 2006

HELL OF A PARTY
The town of Hell, Michigan is getting set to commemorate June 6, 2006 (6/6/06). It seems like a devilishly fun idea, especially since if you meet an eligible young bachelor or bachelorette during the festivities you don't have to ask them for their number - it's right there on their forehead!

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM
Paul Gleason, the actor who played the jackass principal in my favorite teen-angst-catharsis movie, The Breakfast Club, and the clueless deputy police chief in Die Hard, has died. God I will miss that "jerk." Gleason died from mesothelioma, a form of lung cancer linked to asbestos (What? It's the safest stuff on earth!). The fact that the disease likely took root half a century ago when Gleason worked in construction reminds us just how dangerous this stuff is, even many decades after exposure.

WHAT WEBSTER WON'T TELL YOU
e-tard (singular noun): Someone so technically inept that even the simple task of sending an e-mail is beyond his/her capabilities.

OUGHTA BE A BUMPER STICKER
Tailgaters Will Be Ritualistically Slaughtered

UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM
God is pro-choice. The proof? Miscarriages and stillbirths. (Hey, don't attack the messenger on this one!)

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BLOGGAZ!!!
Check out this blogger's site, and be sure to tell 'em Pete sent ya!

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