Week Of 30 July, 2006

UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM
Is "Sparky's" really a good name for a gas station?

*NSYNCER COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET
Would it be homophobic of me to say that Lance Bass has always "seemed" gay? And that name? Hello! "Lance" is a dead giveaway, boyfriend.

SAY, AREN'T YOU...
This website enables you to upload your photo, and will then purportedly find your celebrity doppleganger, i.e. the famous person you look most like. Or vice versa.

OUGHTA BE A BUMPER STICKER
God May Be Your Co-Pilot, But Satan Is My Flight Attendant

BUSH SAYS "F.U" TO US CONSTITUTION, NATION LOOKS ON IMPASSIVELY
Why is the president ignoring our laws? That's what at least one consternative newscaster is asking. It must be getting lonely up there at the top for Bush.

RELIGIOUS LEFT GETS IT RIGHT
Finally, some religious folk who understand their own beliefs supercede so-called patriotism.